You're alive—Might as well enjoy it.

Lest you forget me, here I am.

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

Hagrid, definitely

(via toopandatofunction)

zakuro-san:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

tifablog:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

GAY DEMON BOYFRIENDS <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

I love all the homages to Mike Mignola

THEY’RE ALL TOGETHER IN A GIANT POST WEEPS THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

(via cumberthebatchstayforthehiddles)

black-belt-in-origami:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via cumberthebatchstayforthehiddles)

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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(via elabus)

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

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Chris Evans Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

(Source: luvindowney, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

thefrogman:

tastefullyoffensive:

College students: find the cheapest textbook prices with SlugBooks.com

SlugBooks has been featured in The New York Times, USA Today, and Forbes, and they have helped a lot of college students save money on text books, as well as earn money for selling them back. Think of all the extra Ramen noodles you could buy.

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

(via vincecarters)

abookblog:

treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

Everyone needs a baby dancing Groot on their dash. 

(Source: youtu.be, via fuck-off-gretel)

http://theblueboxonbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/95388409719/copperbadge-persinetteinthetower

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had…

Ke$ha - Timber (2014 Solo Version)

surprisebitch:

knowbs:

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Ke$ha | Timber (2014 Solo Version)

Finally!!!!!!!!!!

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(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

(via daughterrofeve)